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英文原來這樣說 (English Is A Piece of Cake)

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4.Never cut the cheese in the enclosed room. Have you felt suffocated with some strong wave of odor nearly chocking and pinching your nose as if it lost all faculty for sensing the danger looming over. Yes, I used to be attached by such thing overwhelming to me and someone farting so silently really caught me off guard, reminding me to hang myself in the elevators before I was drowned in your ill-digested smell of rotten food your gastric system failed to process well. I have no problem having leek for either of a meal a day but the leek from your anal is unbearable. No one will disapprove of my comments in this case. Again, please have a heart, and don't let off your steam so bad without considering people who shouldn't be forced to take in all the toxic gas from you. Plus, stop pretending the whole thing has nothing to do with you. It's really shady to do it without the courage to admit it.
5. Now, it's every guy's responsibility to open the toilet seat before you take the number one. Why? All the girls have suffered a lot in the long queue seeing no end of it and then the next battlefield is that each stall is filled with used sanitary pads or littered trash scattered around. If I were a girl, I would totally scream my head off and expect someone to clean the whole thing for me before I passed out at the filthy scene. When I was in Canada, the roommate " Jordan" always idled around and looked pretty socially-challenged and appeared desperate for some romance because he's way too horny to sit still in front of his desk for more than a minute. He might inspect our toilet stall which was also shared with the next-door two guys as our weird neighbors dropping by for borrowing some money or sharing some unknown liquid they called" beer" which I turned down the offer all the time. Could you believe it that there's one time Jordan stormed around the floor, lashing out on everyone he's met in our room after a small cozy party. He really took to inviting everyone he got acquainted with from the class, sports field, grocery store, or on the way to the church to our school for some gatherings. It might sound really ideal for you to get to know more friends when you were all left high and dry alone as one of the Asian. Suddenly, he turned to me and confronted me with the ridiculous sentence" Hey, dude, did you just piss on the toilet without lifting the seat?" I hesitated for moment and my brain required some time to process the whole thing until he took a step further to affirm what I was really up to or forced me to come clean what I might have done." No, I didn't do it and it could be other people swinging by or just simply the other roommate forgot to do it when rushing home for taking the dumps?" shivered my voice, I was totally flabbergasted after he narrowed his eyes at my face. Truth to be told, if he forced me to come up with any suspects, I would totally identify a suspect randomly on the street. He was really scary to spend a second against his words. Oops, that's so-called" Campus-bullying" or " Dorm-Bullying" that most experts have been seeking some efficient solutions to and the horrible reasons some young adults ended their lives for. No problem, I could totally deal with it then. I plucked up my courage and recorded the whole encounter on my notebook and elaborated the details regarding what exactly occurred in our room conversation (maybe I spied up the story a bit) and the dormitory director did take it like really seriously and expected me to meet up with my old roommate by making an arrangement for some kind reconciliation or mental guidance. I totally felt disgusted about the idea that my school teacher intended to put me in the room to deal with the bully who could possibly hurt me again in public! That's another shame I couldn't afford to accept. In a word, I moved out to a single suite and no penalty on a scholarship student like me. Thanks God, I moved out and started smiling at anyone, including the bully (aka. My short-fused roommate) without feeling anxious after all, moving on my campus life afterwards. Hurray!
6. The phenomena of passing your smartphone or even the tablet compute to your children to comfort them in a strange environment or serve as an incentive for their obedience has been increasingly prevalent. And I could figure that most parents after all the shouting and spitting from the mealtime felt totally powerful for entertaining their kids to sit still around the dining table, or shutting their big crying mouth in the movie theater. They just cried at the top of the lung as if there were an invisible conductor signaling them all to burst into tears simultaneously and screaming like the opera singer would soar high her notes on the music piece. I am not exaggerating about the great stress of looking after the children who can totally get on your nerves without a second of break. To those little monsters, they are uncontrollable most of the time and cried their way up to alert all the adults they didn't get adequate amount of rest because their brain remained hyper-active thanks to the daytime entertainment games we as parents have aspired to design in order to stimulate their critical thinking and creativity. Now, the plan obviously backfired. They stayed awake for the whole night long while we became seriously sleep-deprived. That's horrible and unacceptable. According to medical findings , the excessive use of electronic devices will have significantly impacted the children's brain growth and the level of concentration on learning new things. Your brain requires some "shuteye" for process, integrating, and forging the long-term memory in preparation for future challenges. We, instead, are supposed to spend more quality time talking to and chatting with children who are in urgent of in-depth conversations with people they trust most and develop the positive cycle of negotiation helping them foster the healthy speech system, hereby building up confidence and optimistic attributes when dealing with some challenges, frustrations, predicaments, or the very moment of pushing their limits like this way.
From the abovementioned descriptions, cultural difference might define different approaches to parenting or socializing with others under various circumstances. Nevertheless, it's totally unavoidable to identify our shortcomings and strength in responding to daily issues. There's always a way finding the answer to handling our some seemingly serious but solvable situations. Please stay open-minded and don't complicate things before you talk to others around for some different comments. You always need a second opinion in the decision-making process. We all could be blind when enduring the ordeals in life or falling in love with the new crush he or she might also manipulate your emotions. The sense of guilty from time to time could creep it way to you when you aspired to run away from your morality. People are watching you no matter what you try to impress us or literally keep a profile for in your social circle. Hey, you are not alone and we are all struggling sometime if you have plenty of problems at hand. Yes, there's an important presentation pending this weekend and your friends suddenly cancelled the once-in-a-blue-moon precious classmate reunion. That's why my used-to-be long friend list on my contact now has shrunk into a list like the new phone was programed to be. That's pathetic, right? But some of my student shed some light on my situation and reminded it just needs some time to process the whole thing. Never feel resentful and terribly hopeless if your life was in a low tide and feel like ending everything by snapping your fingers. Drowning in water could be a must-experience phase when you swim your way near the shore for fresh air you desperately need and expect more from pouring your heart when loving everyone from the childhood to adulthood. The most important moment when you meet someone special is the very timing you can embrace all the pains and torments with peace of mind. Yes, the cost of growing up is always painful that's why we have been told how fortunate we have all in hand with all the painstaking experience, time of sobbing alone for failing something we'd buried our heads into, right? You are all amazing people and you shall share, let go of the negative feelings someone could possibly or subconsciously impose on you. Don't burden your life with unnecessary hatred but open your arms for more genuine affections and warm greetings. You can be the next life-changing for someone in life.
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